Dear Family,

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Zumba is one of the best workouts, but it really kicks my butt when I haven’t done it in a while.

lucyinawonderland:

I know there are. I can think of one other besides zumba.

Yes, how could I forget? I woke up in the middle of the night to find you watching it and transfixed by the film. You are ridiculous, Matty.

I think you should consider that an accomplishment. One of the few movies that we have in our place kept me awake throughout the whole thing.

alwaysbeatrix:

I think one raise eyebrow would suffice. Do rocks have eyebrows? Though I suppose rocks don’t have much features anyways.

That could work. Well, there is no set definition on if rocks have eyebrows or not. The evil looking rocks have the slanted eyebrows.

Zumba is one of the best workouts, but it really kicks my butt when I haven’t done it in a while.

lucyinawonderland:

I know there is, but I don’t like the regular working out, it is too boring. 

It is really not. It is fun and I am working out while dancing. 

There are more fun alternatives, other than pushups and weights and stuff.

Remember the time I stayed awake for The Lion King? It sounds like when Mufasa says “Simba” while he’s a bunch of constellations. Simbaaaa. Zumbaaa. It’s more intense because of that.

alwaysbeatrix:

How about curious? I think a rock that would make a curious face for me would be most convenient. 

So, like two wide circle eyes  with a wide circle mouth? It might look a little more shocked than anything else.

Zumba is one of the best workouts, but it really kicks my butt when I haven’t done it in a while.

lucyinawonderland:

Merci, mon amour. You are very sweet for saying that, but I do need to exercise. I am, however, glad to know that you like me just the way I am. 

There are other ways to exercise other than that Zumba stuff.

The name Zumba just sounds sort of intense already.

alwaysbeatrix:

Well, find me a suitable rock and I’ll see how it goes.

Smiley face or no smiley face?

Zumba is one of the best workouts, but it really kicks my butt when I haven’t done it in a while.

lucyinawonderland:

I think this is the part where I come in and say that I like you just the way you are and I don’t think you don’t need to exercise?

alwaysbeatrix:

I don’t think I’d be good with pets. I’d probably forget they were there. Books, I find, are my most polite acquaintances. 

I think that’s why pet rocks were made. Oh, really? Then why don’t you use turn to them if you’re bored? It’d be a better solution than pills, I think.

alwaysbeatrice:

It seems my closest friends consist of me, myself, and I anyways. What have I got to lose? You might be wondering who I am, and the answer to that is me. Otherwise known as Bee.

Have you thought of other things? Like reading a book or having a pet?

That rhymed. Nice to meet you, Bee. I’m Matt.